stephen lynch - waiting #

LYRICS
It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait
It's not knowing that has put me in this state
The minutes feel like hours the tension is too great
I've done my part and now it's in the hands of fate

Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
Regret is dripping from me like my semen from her crack
And now I wait

My nerves they have been frayed my pants they have been shat
I know the nurse will say "it's time to have a chat"
At least I'll never have to worry about getting fat
I should think positive no wait I didn't say that!

Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac
Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
I just had to taste that sweet forbidden nectar from the sack
And now I wait

Is it over will my jersey be retired
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required
Did I make a difference was my life inspired
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired

Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
Eating assholes shouldn't be an aphrodisiac
Waiting for my AIDs test to come back
If I'm clean I swear to god I will stop shooting smack (probably)

Come on Jesus let me live
Make the test be negative
Please forget and please forgive
Please don't let me have the HIV
Oh my god without delay
The nurse is coming straight away
This is it my judgement day
Tell me what does my test say
I'm OK!
I'm OK!
I'm OK!
It's just Chlamydia!