stephen lynch - d&d (unplugged) #
tagged unplugged, funny
LYRICS
Harmonica.
More harmonica.
I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funions and the Mountain Dew.
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereos a pumping zeppelin. (whole lotto love)
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!
It's D and D!!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!!
Never kissed a lady before. Nope. Woo!
Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
No we're not. I know.
Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hit points and charisma to lend.
And I rehearse in my room or what I call the Dragon's Tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
It's D and D!
Wait wait wait, Hold on. Sorry. Hold on. Dude, you have a girlfriend?
Dungeon master
No
It's D and D!!
Warriors who terrify
It's D and D!!
Virgins, 'til the day
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
One two three four
Die!
Harmonica.
More harmonica.
I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funions and the Mountain Dew.
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereos a pumping zeppelin. (whole lotto love)
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!
It's D and D!!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's D and D!!
Never kissed a lady before. Nope. Woo!
Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
No we're not. I know.
Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hit points and charisma to lend.
And I rehearse in my room or what I call the Dragon's Tomb when I'm not out with my girlfriend!
It's D and D!
Wait wait wait, Hold on. Sorry. Hold on. Dude, you have a girlfriend?
Dungeon master
No
It's D and D!!
Warriors who terrify
It's D and D!!
Virgins, 'til the day
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
One two three four
Die!