flight of the conchords - bret youve got it going on #

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Hey there Bret
I see you're looking down
Don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say
Bret you got it going on
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality
I said Bret you got it going on
Not in a gay way, just in a hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly
Not all the time obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable
Because you're bumpable
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you got a boom ow ow come on Bret help me out now
Bret you got it going on
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I wanna bum you
Bret you got it going on
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Oh, if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well sometimes it gets lonely and I need a woman
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping I put a wig on you
And I just lay there and spooned you
Bret, you got it going on